Reclining Nudes, Girls in Fine Art, Jilling Off

The amazing online collection of the Met ( The Metropolitan Museum of Art), a cornucopia of art of all times, is not only a feast for the eyes. It also offers a sublime direction how to name the best things in life the most discreet way. A fine example are some of the reclining nudes and woman. What sounds like an after-work nap may indeed be an arousing image of a girl masturbating or two woman hugging nude in bed.

The next time your friendly neighborhood art historian says he/she needs to recline, show a knowing smile. … see more